your name is *klaus* and you have a burning hatred for hogs. How will you execute your first hog victim???
**[[sacrifice]]**
**[[ beat with bone]]**
**[[toe removal]]**
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<img src="https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Fkatherinegustafson%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F05%2FHog-USDA-1200x739.jpg" height="140px">you realize how many *bones* you have, decide to take out one of your own bones!!
**[[do it with pain killers???]]**
**[[do it without meds]]**you take the hog by the loins
**[[cut off left toe]]**
**[[cut off right toe]]**you did it!!! you put the innocent living being on a rotten wooden beam!!
you have gained a **pork chop!!**
**[[go to work]]**
**[[gain weight]]**silly you! you dont have a job your a numnuts your mental state is not capable of managing a simple task
**[[end your life->house]]**
**[[lets try!]]**you ate the pork chop and are now unable to move
**[[force yourself to barf]]**
**[[sleep]]**you didn't feel the incision, but died of blood loss anyway!!!
the hogs still live, this is not allowed
**[[end life->house]]**you stumble and pass out from the pain, you wake up in heaven!!
the hogs are still alive this can not be allowed!!
**[[mOiSt]]**you couldn't bring yourself to hurt this poor swine!
**[[end life?->house]]**you couldn't bring yourself to hurt this poor swine!
**[[end life?->house]]**
**[[go sicko mode]]**you are now an anorexic, you regurgitated the hogs meat, and decided to...
**[[go to the armory]]**
**[[visit the hog harvester]]**
**[[take a dump]]**you passed out but never woke up! thats very unfortunate
**[[return to house->house]]** you enter the armory but what will you grab??
**[[belt]]**
**[[sack]]**
**[[hog helmet]]**
**[[howard]]**
**[[THE MIXTURE]]**no
[[drat->force yourself to barf]]
**[[do you really want to?]]**your dad beat you with this! you remember those days!
**[[end life?->house]]**you grab the dusty sack, its very moist, you wonder whats inside
**[[open the sack]]**
**[[prepare for the event]]**you feel a surge of hog-power as you fingertips touch the helm, you rise from the ground. You are levitating!! "oh no, OH CRAP" you say, your head hits the ceiling, and the helm is snagged and you fall the ten feet onto the ground and break your neck!! you numnuts!
**[[darn->house]]**
you see a lifeless body, you squeal in excitement its howard!! you haven't seen him in years. You grab the body, and dance with it, you missed him so much!!
**[[eat him?]]**
**[[realize he is dead]]**you open the sack and see a (colour:"red")[pulsating kidney]
(color: "red")[**[[eat the kidney]]**]
**[[throw it out]]**
you enter the cold hog room. you see those dirty swine rolling in the muck! absolutely horrid! you brought the sack, but that will not help you here, you must execute them all!, chose carefully....
**[[go to the armory->go to the armory]]**
**[[are you ready?]]**what are you.. oh my... dear...what! **you** *did* it **you** **ate** the *kidney!!*
**[[go into exile]]**you decided to throw it out, good choice
**[[now what?]]**yeah, no
**[[heck->house]]**you realized poor howard jones was dead! you immeadiately throw his corpse out the window! nasty!
**[[ugh poor howard->go to the armory]]**
**[[find howards body?]]**you enter the bathroom, and are greeted with the stench of rotten eggs!
in your haze you managed to spread the toiletpaper across the floor, you slip on the toilet paper, land in the shower and break your back! you numnuts!!
**[[give up->house]]**
**[[call for help]]**you absolute waste of oxygen! you live in rural texas, the last thing a **texan** would want to do is help a numnuts like you!
**[[welp, drat->house]]**
(if: $kidney true) **[[eat the kidney for nutrients]]**no, but i will give you this coin
**[[eat coin?]]**you ate the coin! your joints are now paralyzed, thats unfortunate!
**[[drat->house]]**you did it! you went sicko mode, you have a nice dinner tonight!
**[[scrumptious!]]**(colour:red) [you have CHOSEN]
**[[ready the hog->ready the hog]]**you beat the game!!
1/5 endings
**[[yayayayayay!!!!!->house]]**you found his body, deep in the swamp. (colour: green)[you drag howard out]
you grab the shovel from the shed and dig howard a grave! maybe your not a total numnuts!
**[[wish howard fairwell]]**
**[[loot him]]**you wished your bro fairwell and then passed out on your futon!
this is one of the five endings!
**[[yayayayay->house]]**I TAKE IT BACK YOU STUPID WORTH NOTHING WASTE OF OXYGEN YOU DUG UP HIS BODY AND STOLE HIS WALLET, WATCH, AND WEDDING RING!!!!!!!!!
**[[uhhh->house]]**no you are not,
you numnuts!
**[[return to pick out a suitable weapon for this?->go to the armory]]**pick out a weapon for the hog genocide
**[[yes sir->go to the armory]]**you left your town to take up a job in the (colour:red)[kidney consuming business] this is one of the five endings!
**[[yum didly dum!->house]]**you grab the brew and immeadiately you are hit with a strong stench, you can hardly breathe!
*[[resist?]]*(text-style: "rumble")[yoU d0nt kn0w *whAt* you **w4nT** Do N0t do TH1S?????!!!!]
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[[9910198389??]](colour:red)[You chose wrong......]
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[[listen?->house]]
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*[[listen?]]*(colour:red)[YOU still DIE]
[[run?->welp]](colour:red)YOU WIN!!!!
*[[have a heart attack?->house]]*after waking up in heaven you grab some bratwurst and fall asleep!
**[[yUm!]]**you start to think maybe hating pigs is wrong *eats a plate of bacon* maybe, just maybe!
**[[tRuE dAt!]]**you later build a home, and meditate everyday, you became a spiritualistic hippie!
**[[yeaH mannnn!]]**[[far out bro!->house]]